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stephen. [18 Feb 2022|06:53pm]

APPLICATION FOR TALLYMARKS
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XI. [25 Feb 2012|08:29am]
Lets see, things I hate. Things I hate. I'll make a list.

- Brownie Cookies. Make up your mind. Are you a cookie or a brownie? Your versatility is highly offensive.
- Double-malt Butterbeer. Uhhh too malty obviously.
- Chicken Vindaloo. Because anything with a taste to it should be banned from our cuisine. Oh please bring on the bangers and mash.
- Murky weather. Because it's murky and I just love that shiny ball of burning death.
- Egyptian-style Runes. Balls to flexibility yet easy balancing. Bring on the vagueness of Futhark!
- Decent-sized tits. Not too big, not too small. Pert you know? Nothing I'll risk a sprained tongue over. I love a sprained tongue. And admit it, so do you. It's hard for me to talk when I have one.
- Blonds and Redheads. Especially if the curtains match the carpet. It's pretentious and boring. Dye something blue would you? I am a Ravenclaw. Blue or copper.
- Intelligence. Sod that! Who wants to talk? Ghastly thought.

If I'm bad, please punish me with all of the above. I can cope with torture.

Private )
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X. [24 Feb 2012|01:33pm]
Private. )

Warded to Kirke.
Love - 1. Game's not over. See you in detention.
Warded to Theodore.
Pomfrey released me early. She didn't want me present when Sloper's wellwishers came pouring in. I'm in Ravenclaw Tower if you want to see me. I believe we still have a chess game?

Has anyone got any metal polish around here? Might as well tidy some things up while I sit here. I need notes from the following classes:

Charms
History of Magic
Transfiguration
Dark Arts (if any).
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IX. [24 Feb 2012|10:06am]
Private.
I wonder...

In the few seconds it took before all autonomic function ceased in his brain, did Archduke Francis Ferdinand suspect that his death would cause a war? Did he want vengeance? Did he forgive his murderer? Did he wonder if he'd pull through? Or was he just focused on pain and death and endings?

I hope I'm a lot more innocuous than he was. I can't be that important. Civility may be dead in this school, but lets hope we aren't about to have inter-classroom warfare. How many more sparks before this powder keg goes off?

Am I weak that I want to know why they did this? I guess I know why. Why should I care? I should let Carrow torture them. They annoy Theodore constantly. They disrupt this school with their actions. They have no place here. They should be in Azkaban.

Zoe please stay out of this. You won't listen to me if I say a word will you?


Zoe.
I know the chances of you listening to me are nil considering. But stay out of the way. Don't get involved. They won't die. Things don't have to escalate any more. Think of your brother family.
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VIII. [23 Feb 2012|10:15pm]
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VII. [23 Feb 2012|05:03pm]
Zoe.
Are you well? Were you the victim of Madam Carrow's medicine closet catastrophe today?
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VI. [23 Feb 2012|06:45am]
Private.
I spent half the night laying in a bathtub with back spasms. I haven't done that since summer fourth year. So sore today. I'm skipping out on Charms and sleeping.

Tomorrow will be a year and I'm no closer to being able to tell him how I feel what I think either. It's worse off. Must move on Must move on. It'll go away soon. How much longer can it last?
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V. [22 Feb 2012|12:04pm]
Private.
I want to stop feeling sorry for thickeys who keep bringing down the wrath of the Carrows on themselves. Who's it helping by caring? They don't want to listen and everybody is tired of trying. I'm sick up to my teeth of their whinging on. Day after day. Open the journal, it's all it is. Could something good happen already? I don't bitch and I'm in pain most of the afternoon.

As soon as I put that badge on I'll be the enemy. Might as well get comfortable with the role. I shouldn't care. It's not like they're my friends. I don't have friends.
I need a new hobby.
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IV. [22 Feb 2012|06:19am]
Private to Ravenclaw.
Well what is there to say really? That was a step too far. Was there a lick of evidence that they were involved in those fucking annoying pamphlets?
Private.
I keep wondering what I can do to help out Longbottom and Weasley. Then again what've they ever done to help me? It's bloody giving me indigestion.

I wonder who I'll be Imperio-ing today. Life is just so _______________. You fill it in.
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III. [21 Feb 2012|12:59pm]
OK that's enough.

I laughed at the pamphlet as tissue in the loo. Binn's copy of the Unabridged Version of the History of Centaur-Wizard Relations, sixtieth edition spewing pamphlets through his head? Very impressive.

I draw the line of Freedom of the Press at your advice violating my chicken!

That's just not right. What did it ever do to you? Also it's anaphylaxis on the reverse side, second paragraph, third line. I wasn't going to be petty, but here we are.

In conclusion: much like you did to my lunch? Get stuffed.
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